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<h1 id="firstHeading" class="firstHeading"><span dir="auto">Fun:Global Warming Denial Bingo</span></h1>

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<center><span style=" font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; font-size: 150%; font-variant: small-caps;">"Hi, Billy Mays here for Global Warming Denial Bingo!"</span></center>

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<a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://scienceblogs.com/deltoid/2005/04/gwsbingo.php">Deltoid has one</a> as well, but unfortunately it doesn't use a full card.</p>

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<td>Vikings/Medieval Warm Period.</td>

<td>"No warming since 1998."</td>

<td><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Michael_Mann" title="Michael Mann">Michael Mann</a>'s "fraudulent" hockey stick graph.</td>

<td><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Climategate" title="Climategate">Climategate</a>.</td>

<td><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Soon_and_Baliunas_controversy" title="Soon and Baliunas controversy">Solar cycles/Sun spots.</a></td>

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<td><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/S._Fred_Singer" title="S. Fred Singer">S. Fred Singer</a>/<a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Steve_McIntyre" title="Steve McIntyre">M&M</a>/<a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Wegman_Report" title="Wegman Report">Wegman Report</a>/<a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Richard_Lindzen" title="Richard Lindzen">Richard Lindzen</a>/<a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Christopher_Monckton" title="Christopher Monckton">Christopher Monckton</a> cited.</td>

<td><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Evil_Liberal_Science_Conspiracy" title="Evil Liberal Science Conspiracy">Evil Liberal Science Conspiracy</a>/<a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Socialism" title="Socialism">Soshulizmz</a>!</td>

<td>"<a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Capture_1bc76d852288d787a0dc992bd75fe32d6d8843c8.png" title="File:Capture 1bc76d852288d787a0dc992bd75fe32d6d8843c8.png">It's snowing today. Where's your global warming now?</a>"</td>

<td><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Oregon_Petition" title="Oregon Petition">Petition of x "scientists" who "disagree" with the consensus.</a></td>

<td><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Patrick_Michaels" title="Patrick Michaels">"The models are broken."</a></td>

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<td>"The climate has always been changing. It's natural."</td>

<td>"Remember global cooling?"</td>

<td><b>FREE SPACE</b>

(<a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gore%27s_Law" title="Gore's Law">Al Gore joke</a>)</td>

<td>Water vapor/clouds aren't in the models.</td>

<td>"CO<sub>2</sub> lags forcing, not leads."</td>

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<td><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/CO2_is_Green" title="CO2 is Green">"CO<sub>2</sub> is plant food!"</a></td>

<td><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/John_Shimkus" title="John Shimkus">"God will save us/God would never let warming happen!"</a></td>

<td>"Even if it's real, we can adapt!"</td>

<td>"Alarmism! <a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Warmist" title="Warmist">Warmist</a> Chicken Littles!"</td>

<td><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Clean_coal" title="Clean coal">Clean coal</a></td>

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<td><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Joe_Barton" title="Joe Barton">"Any regulations on greenhouse gases will destroy the economy forever!"</a></td>

<td><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/CO2_is_Green" title="CO2 is Green">"CO<sub>2</sub> is not a pollutant."</a></td>

<td>"Mars/Pluto/<a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Nibiru" title="Nibiru">Nibiru</a> is warming too!"</td>

<td><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Global_warming_conspiracy_theory" title="Global warming conspiracy theory">"It's a scam cooked up by the alternative fuel industry!"</a></td>

<td><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ian_Plimer" title="Ian Plimer">"What about the underwater volcanoes?"</a></td>

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<h2><span class="editsection">[<a href="http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Fun:Global_Warming_Denial_Bingo&action=edit&section=1" title="Edit section: Bonus Points">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline" id="Bonus_Points">Bonus Points</span></h2>

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<li>"Nature tricks" were used to "hide the decline."</li>

<li>"Hot air."</li>

<li>Satellites and weather balloons show cooling.</li>

<li><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Anthony_Watts" title="Anthony Watts">Urban heat sinks</a>/Durr, the weather stations are located next to exhaust vents.</li>

<li>Raw surface temperature data was deleted and covered up/<a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Release_the_data" title="Release the data">Release the data</a>.</li>

<li>"Mann-made global warming."</li>

<li>The peer-review process has been corrupted.</li>

<li>Temperature records only go back 150 years.</li>

<li>Global warming is a <a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gaia" title="Gaia" class="mw-redirect">Gaia</a>-worshiping cult.</li>

<li><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ozone_layer" title="Ozone layer">Scientists were wrong about CFCs</a>!</li>

<li><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Watermelon" title="Watermelon">Watermelons</a>/<a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_Law" title="Godwin's Law">Eco-nazis</a>/<a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ad_hominem" title="Ad hominem" class="mw-redirect">Eco-fascists/Enviro-nuts/Enviro-whackos/Enviro-weenies</a></li>

<li><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Yamal_controversy" title="Yamal controversy">Tree ring proxies are bogus</a>.</li>

<li>We're "<a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Pseudoskepticism" title="Pseudoskepticism">skeptics</a>," not "<a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Denialism" title="Denialism">deniers</a>!"/<a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Skepticism_about_science" title="Skepticism about science">Skepticism about science</a></li>

<li><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Environmental_classism" title="Environmental classism">Warmists hate people living in third world African countries.</a></li>

<li><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Argument_from_incredulity" title="Argument from incredulity">Climate is too complex to ever understand.</a></li>

<li><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Bullshit" title="Bullshit">All the evidence for global warming is simply cherry-picked.</a></li>

<li><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Irony_meter" title="Irony meter">Accusations of "skeptics" receiving fossil fuel funding are conspiratorial smears. Besides, everyone knows climatologists are just hyping global warming for grant money.</a></li>

<li>We're obviously heading for a new <a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ice_age" title="Ice age">ice age</a>!</li>

<li><a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Prisoner%27s_dilemma" title="Prisoner's dilemma">China will never reduce its emissions so why should we?</a></li>

<li>Extra credit for complaining about "alarmist climate models" while using satellite data filtered through models.</li>

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deltoid:</p>

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Reading and listening to global warming sceptics can get a little

tedious because they keep trotting out the same discredited arguments.

So I’ve come up with a little game you can play to make it more

interesting. I call it Global Warming Sceptic Bingo! Just tick the

box when they use the argument next to it. Get four in a row and you

win! A good talk to try it on is Bob Carter’s (At 37:00 on the 11

April 2005 Counterpoint <a br="">href="http://www.abc.net.au/rn/talks/counterpoint/default.htm">here.)</a>

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<td><input onclick="checkwin(this.form)" type="checkbox" />In the 70s

scientists were predicting an ice age <a href="http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=94">#</a></td>

<td><input onclick="checkwin(this.form)" type="checkbox" />There is no

such thing as global average temperature. <a href="http://cgi.cse.unsw.edu.au/%7Elambert/cgi-bin/blog/2004/05#mckitrick3">#</a></td>

<td><input onclick="checkwin(this.form)" type="checkbox" />Scientists

only say that global warming exists so they can get grants

<a href="http://mustelid.blogspot.com/2005/03/more-myths-of-near-future.html">#</a></td>

<td><input onclick="checkwin(this.form)" type="checkbox" />The IPCC

summary for policy makers does not reflect the body of the report <a href="http://cgi.cse.unsw.edu.au/%7Elambert/cgi-bin/blog/2004/03#soundscience">#</a></td>

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<td><input onclick="checkwin(this.form)" type="checkbox" />Belief in

global warming is a religion</td>

<td><input onclick="checkwin(this.form)" type="checkbox" />Fred Singer

cited <a href="http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=S._Fred_Singer">#</a></td>

<td><input onclick="checkwin(this.form)" type="checkbox" />Ice cores show that warming precedes increases in C02 <a href="http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=13">#</a></td>

<td><input onclick="checkwin(this.form)" type="checkbox" />Science

doesn’t work by consensus<a br=""> href="http://mustelid.blogspot.com/2005/01/consensus-science.html"> #</a></td>

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<td><input onclick="checkwin(this.form)" type="checkbox" />17,000

scientists signed a petition saying global warming isn’t

happening <a href="http://cgi.cse.unsw.edu.au/%7Elambert/cgi-bin/blog/2004/05#oregonpetition">#</a></td>

<td><input onclick="checkwin(this.form)" type="checkbox" />Satellites

show no warming <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satellite_temperature_measurements">#</a></td>

<td><input onclick="checkwin(this.form)" type="checkbox" />Michael

Crichton cited <a href="http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=74">#</a></td>

<td><input onclick="checkwin(this.form)" type="checkbox" />Climate

modeling isn’t scientific <a href="http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=100">#</a></td>

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<td><input onclick="checkwin(this.form)" type="checkbox" />Urban Heat

Islands contaminate the surface record <a href="http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=43">#</a></td>

<td><input onclick="checkwin(this.form)" type="checkbox" />We can’t

predict the weather a week in advance. How can we do it

100 years in advance? <a href="http://mustelid.blogspot.com/2005/04/we-cant-predict-weather-week-in.html">#</a></td>

<td><input onclick="checkwin(this.form)" type="checkbox" />Water vapour

is 98% of the greenhouse effect. <a href="http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=142">#</a></td>

<td><input onclick="checkwin(this.form)" type="checkbox" />The “Hockey

Stick” is broken. <a href="http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=11">#</a></td>

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<p>Oh yeah, I included links to refutations of the arguments (except for the really stupid ones).</p>