Manure into ideas

After describing God as "Oh great spirit in the sky" whom Jesus only "calls" him with the name father as a psychological tool for human benefit to imagine the goodness that comes from our human fathers...

After saying adultery is not sin, rather a matter of relative indifference in the church...

After teaching us to worship inner ‘authentic’ Self as God...

After denying the sin nature and original sin which means Jesus didn't need to die on the cross to save us from our sins, which essentially amounts to universalism, especially in the context of the fact that he allows modern secular scientists and psychologists to speak to him more authoritatively on matters moral religious and spiritual than he does the Bible...

... I am compelled to remind the church of a counter principal in science.

Roberts talked about the chemical poisoning of the brain by McDonald's big Macs and other fast food. Roberts insists on taking our nourishment from pure natural foods like organic meats and corn, otherwise we will be helpless to avoid relapse.

But in fact there are even worse brain chemicals that we need to avoid like the plague.

In keeping with this modern blend of revelation and research, I point out that modern science has developed a new genetically modified strain of corn which carries twice the minerals and nutrients because it is uniquely capable of absorbing the superior potency that comes from the manure of the male cow.

This strain of corn provides unparalleled levels of high grade male cow energy which is rapidly absorbed by the brain...which then puts it to exceptionally powerful use.

Our natural brain chemicals efficiently transform this extra potent energy directly into pure thought.

Thus--through the miracle of modern science--bullshit is transformed directly into ideas. Which is obviously what took place in these particular teachings. [1]

[1] 'bullshit' is the literal meaning of the Greek 'skubalon' as used by Paul in Philippians 3:18 (euphemistically translated there as 'rubbish')