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World's Funniest Joke

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        Famed fictional detective Sherlock Holmes and his gruff assistant Doctor Watson pitch 
        their tent while on a camping expedition, but in the middle of the night Holmes nudges 
        Watson awake and questions him. 
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        HOLMES: Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce. 
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        WATSON: I see millions of stars, and if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of 
        those have planets, it is quite likely there are some planets like earth, and if there are 
        a few planets like earth out there might also be life. 
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        HOLMES: Watson, you idiot! Somebody stole our tent. 
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        also
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        "Texan: 'Where are you from?' 
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        "Harvard graduate: 'I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with 
        prepositions.' 
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        "Texan: 'OK, where are you from, jackass?'"
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        and 
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        "A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. 
        He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. 
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        "The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the 
        operator: 'My friend is dead! What can I do?' 
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        "The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: 'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's 
        make sure he's dead.' 
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        "There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He 
        says: 'OK, now what?'" 
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