Putin Visits a School...

Vladimir Putin, to get on the good side of

voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow

to have a chat with the kids.

He talks to them about how Russia is a

powerful nation and how he wants the

best for the people.

At the end of the talk there is a section

for questions.

Little Sasha puts her hand up and says,

"I have two questions. Why did the

Russians take Crimea and why are we

sending troops to the Ukraine?"

Putin says,

"Good questions

But just as

he is about to answer the bell goes and

the kids go to lunch.

When they come back, they sit down and

there is room for some more questions.

Another girl, Misha, puts her hand up

and says "I have four questions. Why did

the Russians invade Crimea, why are we

sending troops to the Ukraine, why did

the bell go 20 minutes early and where

the fuck is Sasha?