Zinger

And how important could those Sunday meetings be when they are suddenly 33% less important than they were when I was growing up? If two-hour church is better than three-hour church, what about one-hour church? Or zero-hour church?

(Sarcasm) Or perhaps the leader of the FLDS Church is actually always right, no matter what nonsensical, obviously made-up bovine manure he spews and I should just close my brain and do what he says? (end Sarcasm)