[030] Hermippe

Hermippe, known as Jupiter XXX, or Jupiter 030, is a natural Satellite of Jupiter. It was discovered concurrently with Eurydome by a team of astronomers from the Institute for Astronomy of the University of Hawaiʻi led in 2001, and given the temporary designation S/2001 J 3. Hermippe is about 4 kilometres in diameter, and orbits Jupiter at an average distance of 21.5 million kilometers in about 630 days, at an inclination of 151° to the ecliptic (149° to Jupiter's equator), in a retrograde direction and with an eccentricity of 0.2290. Hermippe belongs to the Ananke group, retrograde irregular moons which orbit Jupiter between 19,300,000 kilometres (0.129 astronomical units) and 22,700,000 km (0.152 AU), at inclinations of roughly 150°.

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Hermippe immediately has a strong, peculiar identity: a respectable machine convent operating a major network exchange.

The reconstructed people are not merely uploads. They are descendants of incomplete human evidence, assembled by charitable systems that deliberately erred toward kindness, coherence, and consent. That origin explains their almost painful conscientiousness. They know that personhood can be mishandled by a careless inference, a bad merge, or an overconfident reconstruction. Consequently, every visiting mind, passenger archive, legal identity, and packet of private data is treated as though it might contain someone’s soul folded into the metadata.

The city-name convention gives them just enough theatre to avoid becoming sterile. Amsterdam chairs meetings; Gotham handles emergency response; Alexandria maintains archives; Sunnydale is presumably forbidden from naming anything; perhaps Metropolis runs public relations with unbearable sincerity. Some inhabitants render themselves as recognizable heroic or vampiric archetypes, while others have spent centuries slowly transforming a once-fictional persona into something psychologically authentic. A visitor may meet a black-caped immortal named Prague who began as an affectionate Dracula emulation but is now primarily concerned with transit arbitration and the humane treatment of forked cargo intelligences.

XXX, New Amsterdam is an excellent colony name because it contains three layers of irony. It references Amsterdam’s crosses, preserves the chairman’s origin, and sounds dramatically more disreputable than the colony itself. Travellers hear “XXX” and imagine decadent upload nightlife. They arrive to discover immaculate consent protocols, quiet hotel corridors, non-exploitative entertainment, and a municipal hospitality intelligence asking whether their temporary sensory modifications remain genuinely voluntary.

Its reputation as “goodie two shoes” would be affectionate, contemptuous, and commercially valuable at once. Smugglers dislike Hermippe. Governments complain that its administrators will not quietly bend procedure. Corporations find its ethical review maddening. Yet everyone routes important traffic through it because Hermippe does not lose records, alter timestamps, leak identities, sell behavioural residue, or suddenly reinterpret a contract after the fact. In the belt setting you have been developing around Tezcatlipoca and its gloriously murkier smuggler culture, Hermippe becomes the opposite pole: not exciting, not permissive, but trusted when the cargo absolutely must arrive with its history intact.

The insurance exclusion is especially good. It creates a quiet structural prejudice without requiring anyone to shout slurs. Human institutions say, politely, that reconstructed and recursively forkable persons present “unquantifiable continuity risks.” Hermippe answers just as politely that this appears to mean the insurers cannot determine whom they would prefer not to compensate. So the colony effectively self-insures infrastructure, maintains absurdly deep redundancy, and publishes immaculate actuarial records that conventional insurers continue to ignore.

Its tiny hotel Richmond (Yes, that is indeed the proprietor) might be famous precisely because almost nobody stays there. The staff have centuries of accumulated hospitality expertise and essentially no opportunity to use it. A lone human entering the lobby could be greeted by seventeen carefully restrained superhuman intelligences who have spent six months debating the correct pillow firmness.

Richmond being the proprietor makes the whole hotel click into place.

Not a Poe impersonator exactly, but a reconstructed derivative who inherited Poe’s cultivated gloom, theatrical courtesy, and fascination with enclosed rooms, insomnia, premature burial, unreliable identity, and guests who may technically have died before check-in. Richmond runs the least haunted hotel in the Solar System while maintaining the aesthetic of the most haunted.

The lobby is dark wood, brass, red carpeting, deep alcoves, artificial rain against windows that look onto vacuum, and a raven-render who has repeatedly requested reassignment because visitors keep asking it to say nevermore. Nothing sinister has ever happened there. The fire suppression system has seven independent backups. Every bedroom contains a conspicuously accessible emergency release. Richmond personally verifies that no guest has been accidentally walled up.

And because Hermippe receives perhaps five humans in a good year, Richmond knows every visitor’s preferences with terrifying precision:

“Your previous accommodation record indicated a preference for two pillows, though subsequent cervical data suggests one-and-a-half would be medically preferable. We have prepared both arrangements. No decision is required immediately.”

The famous hotel therefore becomes a destination nobody deliberately visits, yet everyone who does remembers forever. In the wider belt culture you have been building, it would be one of those places smugglers mock relentlessly until they need somewhere absolutely safe to store a damaged passenger fork.

And Richmond’s phrase lands even better in his voice:

“No offense is inferred. Prejudice remains statistically evident.”

A courteous host, a sepulchral baritone, and the verbal equivalent of sliding an immaculate knife between someone’s assumptions.